Southampton Supporter Pillows

James Ward-Prowse

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

World Cup Fever

Santa Dog

Filming Christmas

Meet Santa's entourage

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Theater or football.

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Referee cop.

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The game comes first...

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Santa's Second Stringers.

"I take it your team lost again!"

'They think I can walk on water.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'