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"Excuse me. Waiter. There's no fly in my soup."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Stick them up...'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Coronavirus Waves

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Beware of the frog"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Quality Control

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"