Soundscape Architect Mugs

Reprisals!

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Radiator jazz player

Birds with Headphones

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Little Nipper Sandpit

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Diplo

Gramophone Headphone

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

An obstacle course for musicians,

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

Legends of Hold Music

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

Musical Rain

Conductor and waterfall

Where we Get Muzak...

Noise: An Overview.

Now that he had done all the big adult stuff, maybe everybody would just leave him alone.

I love the sound of rain on my roof!

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."