Sound Tech T-Shirts

Born to be a Sound Engineer.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Subwoofer

George Martin

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Man and Machine snoozing

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

No Instruments Please

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

A fly on the wall documentary.