Sound Engineers T-Shirts

Noisy Neighbours

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

At the rock concert...

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Jazz is Invented

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

Birds with Headphones

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

George Martin

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"