Sound System Wizard Pillows

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Homo Zapiens

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"The subwoofers really help."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

Club DJ.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

'Turn that ambient music down!'

Cow Sonar

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'