Sound Of Silence Mugs

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"The subwoofers really help."

Cat and Broom

Trappist talk show.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Let's not discuss it."

Silent music

Large Print Librarian.

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

The Theatre of Mime.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."

The John Cage Carollers

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'