Awkward Silence Conqueror Mugs

Desperate to break the ice, Bob and Lilly attempt 360s.

"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"Let's not discuss it."

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

Angry tennis player.

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"You are right...testing shows you have chocolate in your DNA."

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"You smell like wet cardboard."

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'