Sound Bite Enthusiast Prints

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

Man chasing microphone.

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Older and wiser

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."