Sound Barrier Enthusiasts Pillows

'When will we be breaking the sound barrier?'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

At the rock concert...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Cat got your tongue?"

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

The Gong

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Musical Accidents

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."