Sound Aversion Survivor Pillows

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Casting Director

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

'Hoarse play.'

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

'Here's your complimentary diaper, Sir.'

Man walks into a drum kit.

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"