Soul Soother Pillows

Books: Chicken Soup for the Soul / Cheeseburger and fries for the Soul.

"You're not as serene as you could be, Fred."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I don't leave home without it!"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist pump."

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"Did I miss something?"

A turtle rocks a baby turtle in her shell.

'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'

'Does my bum look big in this'

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

Heart in a bottle

"When did your shift start?" - "February!"

"Nana, it's fine if those are your final words, but it's also OK if you want to take another stab at them."