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Deaths from Coronavirus

Covid Music

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

'Touching.'

Former Survivalist

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

Edgar Allan Poe almost ruins his public persona.

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

'And I'm sure Brian would have appreciated his facebook friends turning up today.'

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

"Keep 'em coming until I smile."

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

'I just couldn't bear to be without Floyd. So I had him stuffed!'

"You're still with me every day, Mom. Please stop."

Animal cemetary with a grieving dog.

"He's still dead then?"

Daylight Tombstone

"A stalagmite, sure, but how'd you impale yourself on a stalactite?!"

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

'Come on - cry, this is meant to be the saddest day of your life.'

'Why would you want to open up your sealed adoption records? Don't you love us?'

"Your funeral program. Y'know . . . for whenever."

100th Anniversary of the Battle of the Somme

"You can see my childhood here."

Misery Lit next to a Samaritans hotline.

'I watch 7 hours of TV a day - more if there's anything worth watching. . .'