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"I seem to remember you saying you didn't want to attend a county fair because it isn't sophisticated enough."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

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"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"God works in mysterious ways."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Celebrity Phrenologist.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

Twenty Blades Razor

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.