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"This was an advanced civilization. I see a little copyright symbol."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

The Berlin Peace Movement

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Knights of the Round Whatever

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

John Banville

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Art Vandalism

Hamlet.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Never to be seen again!"

'It's not that simple, Ms. Whelan. You vcan't just shop around until you find a disease you like.'

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?"

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

Might Versus Right.

"New law, Diogenes. We're confiscating your barrel."

An Angel with a Devil's Shadow

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."

'At this price, I only have to sell one bottle to have a good year.'