Sophisticated Pup Observer Prints

"What's all this?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Penguin

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Fashion Week"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Life's a bench.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Reigning cats and dogs.

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"Enough with the drama."

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

"You spoil that dog!"