Soot-and-smoke Fans T-Shirts

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Only a handful of people are this small.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

The not so easy rider...

Family living in an allevator

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

John Boynton Priestley

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

Henry Persil

"I suppose there'll be no living with him now."

'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

Your building is being damaged by the passive smoke from other buildings in the area.

'Hey, you, the geek with the Coke bottle glasses and a fat nose ... 'Obnoxious Fumes.'

"I don't want to know anything about it - as long as they stay out of the kitchen!"

"Does anybody mind if I smoke?"

"Those are just for show"

Mickey's on fire at the moment.

'What have I told you about smoking on the job, Embleton?!'