Sonic Storyteller Prints

Musicians.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Drummer

Mark Knopfler.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

"Ding" "Dong"

Lute

Fairy tale

Maestro

fairy tales

Don Pasquale

Witch dice.

Sun and the Moon step out.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

Siegfried and the dragon

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

Shakespearean Actor

The canteen food's pretty awful...

Peter Tchaikovsky.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

Philip Kindred Dick

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer