Sonic Storyteller Pillows

Musicians.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Drummer

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

Lute

Fairy tale

Maestro

Witch dice.

fairy tales

"Ding" "Dong"

Don Pasquale

Sun and the Moon step out.

Siegfried and the dragon

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Shakespearean Actor

The canteen food's pretty awful...

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Peter Tchaikovsky.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."