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Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Trust me, it's just a stupid song: Of course you can smile at a crocodile..."

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'Boy! Those 911 operators sure get snooty when you call at 4 a.m. and ask them to translate the words to Frere Jacques.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Get your ticks on Route 66

'Frank! No! It's 'POP!' 'POP Goes the Weasel!''

'Trust me, it's just a stupid song: Of course you can smile at a crocodile...'

"It's my pet mouse, Elvis. He was caught in a trap."

" I think we have a deal. He goes walking down the street with you as long as you refrain from singing do wah diddy, diddy dum diddy do."

Goodness gracious...

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Row, row, row your goat...'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"First you make a left, then you make a right, then you turn around and turn around with all your might. You put your left foot out and then you bring it back, and that's what I call ballin' the jack."

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"Yes, baby---it IS cold outside."

Shepherd and eurydice

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....