Songbird Parent Gifts

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Guitar Man.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

Festive squad

Busking during a pandemic

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Aimee Mann

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Button up your overcoat.

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Musician

Trumpet and birds

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

'Because they don't know the words.'