Song Snickerer Prints

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Congratulations on your retirement!

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Fixing the TV.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'I think I found the problem.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

Theory of Gravity

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

Mowing manual.

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

Square Pegs into Round Holes

How to make your own snickers bar

Instead of feeling sorry for yourself. . .feel sorry for those who have to work with you!

Transactional Analysis - The Child.

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Steel fabricator

"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

Drastic Oil Change

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."