Sentence Snickerer Prints

"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"That's the preacher's dog."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Theory of Gravity

Ah-Choo!

How to make your own snickers bar

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

Instead of feeling sorry for yourself. . .feel sorry for those who have to work with you!

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"Gesundheit!"

'It needs more punctuation.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

Is the safety railing really necessary?

'Is this guy serious?'

"How to Look, Feel & Sound like Shit"

"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"

That Snake Talks Sense

''Bad pig!' 'Is that even possible?''

"Try not to look too much like an angel down there"

Thank you for putting up with the driver's ranting.