"Our top story: People all over the world have stopped fighting, and will join together in a chorus of peace and love! This just in: Fighting erupts over what song to sing."
Song Selector Extraordinaire Mugs
Celebrate your music lover with a mug that speaks volumes—perfect for song selectors who start their day with a playlist and a smile. Our musical-themed mugs are a hit!
'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'
Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'
"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."
Birds with Headphones
Bug Spray/Sun Screen
'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'
Musical genres
Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!
"I've downsized."
"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."
'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'
"I get paid by the word."
'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'
The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)
"That's cute, but you'll never realize your phone's ringing in here if your ringtone's a belch."
"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."
Air guitar. Air lighters.
"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."
Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.
For better communications with your teenagers, listen to them! Ok. I'm listening! I just don't hear anything! Slam!
Desert Island Downloads
"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"
"You're a good listener. You hear my feelings."
Bad review
"Good grief Betty, that's just the sort of pace the Test Selectors are looking for."
'How do these glasses feel?'
Unauthorised energy saving.
'How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere.'
"My husband is a very good listener."
I assigned everyone a different ringtone. Seriously?
Ted Peters, Motivational Listener.
Merry Christmas Tra la la la la
'Any chance you could block out the home shopping network.'
" "I decided my life needs a soundtrack. So I programmed my phone to play specific tunes whenever certain people are nearby."
Song Selector Extraordinaire Mugs Collection
Song Selector Extraordinaire Pillows
Shop our cozy pillows featuring musical themes that bring rhythm and comfort to any space—great for the ultimate song selector.
Song Selector Extraordinaire Prints
Discover vibrant prints inspired by music and playlists—ideal for decorating a space dedicated to sound and song.
Song Selector Extraordinaire T-Shirts
Check out our playful T-shirts designed for music lovers and playlist curators who want to wear their passion proudly.