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'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

(Speak!) (….softly, and carry a big stick) (..Only when spoken to.) (…Low, when you speak love…)

Beatless Convention - "I'm Terry...and who are you?"

"'Give my regards to Broadway. Remember me to Herald Square.'"

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

Sign at road crossing reads 'Grab your coat and snatch your hat, leave your worries on the doorstep, just direct your feet to the other side of the street'.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Lennon and McCartney.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Anna Calvi

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"This next one's another oldie."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

George Michael

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That is an outrageous slur."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

You are my sunshine!

Michael Jackson

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Guitar Man.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"