Song Enthusiasts Mugs

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

Piano Recital

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Rap music

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Cossack dancers

Artist and Musician

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Serenading

Guitar Man.