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Desert Island Downloads

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Skipping Horse

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Grace For Flies

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Director/Action Man toy.

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Seagiraffes

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

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