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Somewhat Timely Scheduler Mugs
Start their day with a smile! Our mugs for the somewhat timely scheduler feature witty designs that celebrate their knack for managing time creatively. Practical and fun, they add a cheerful touch to any morning routine.
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."
'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'
Danger Slow Sand.
"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'
"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."
'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'
God's Sticky Notes
'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'
Time Clock
If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.
'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'
This week is obscure charity awareness week.
"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."
Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds
'When would work for you?'
A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!
'Is he expecting you?'
'He's really very busy but you can wait.'
'...Better clear my schedule too.'
Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.
"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."
"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."
Child on a schedule.
'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'
"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."
"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."
"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."
'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'
'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'
"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."
'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'
Somewhat Timely Scheduler Mugs Collection
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