Solve-the-case Devotee Gifts

A spy peering round the corner.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Kiwi Ingenuity

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Sue The Bastards

Early Tech Support

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Umbrella Roof

Business Confusion

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"You need to learn to solve your own problems."

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'