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Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

'But I'm self-employed, working from home...'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

Self-employed.

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Napoleon marches off alone

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Just married.

Breastfeeding

"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

"This is a family business. She won't order you to do something. She'll nag you."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.