Solopreneur Superstars Pillows

Self-employed.

Profit

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"The Just Me Band"

Boom

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Trade Show Sherpas

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Sales

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"How are my sales doing?"

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

IRS tax instructions.

"The first one was the hardest."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"I've simplified our work process!"

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."