Self-employed Superstar Pillows

IRS tax instructions.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Sistine Selfie

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"Influence this."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

Modern Narcissism

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Book Worm

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

The Daily Commute

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

The Real American Dream

Self-employed.

"I'm a soul trader."

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Man types with beer on his computer.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.