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The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"The Just Me Band"

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'What luck!'

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"So would Chuck Norris be impressed with my kick or mad about the bag?!"

'How's that solo career working out for you?'

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

Introvert Career Faire.

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

Actually, I'm not expecting a date to show up. When I ordered a beer with two straws, I was being sarcastic. And I was being sarcastic when I put them in.

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

Anyone Welcome

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

Madness of isolation on a desert island.