Solo Strategist Mugs

"Thanks for the invite, but I prefer to collaborate by myself."

"You may be wondering why I called this staff meeting."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

Dating the efficiency expert.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"I married for contrast."

'When you play hard to get you really mean it, don't you?'

'Pay no attention, they are a couple of ex husbands.'

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."