Solitude Singer Mugs

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Banana Split Personality

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

This man is an island.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

Drinking Companions

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I'm Bored'