Solitude Aficionado Mugs

"Hey, it's one of these solo yacht racers! Let's go and keep her company for a while..."

Sitting in a tree

Crowded Ice Fishing

Valentine Day

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Love Birds love just being together

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

You just keep giving.

'I'm Bored'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

A small heart within a big heart.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

Siesta-time

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'What luck!'

"Beware of dog"

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

"Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?"

Where's Mom?