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"Die alone"

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Damn! McGee's good!'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

Napoleon marches off alone

"Delivery."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Killing time, and vice versa....

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

What the numbers are telling us

Looking For Love.

Extrovert/Introvert.

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

"You're disgusting."

"Home school class reunion"

'It's lonely hear at the top - Thank God I've never been a people person.'

Dancing with your hands up

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

Lighter

Do you know what girls want?

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

'Well, he's progressed from an imaginary friend to an imaginary mentor.'

Introverts' Heaven

'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'

"This program may not be suitable for viewing by anyone."

Christmas party for the home worker

"The world was becoming too crowded: the only way I could remain a lone wolf was to move out here..."

If I may paraphrase Shakespeare, "Beware the Ides of March, for that is when the jerks cometh out of yonder woodwork."

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

Motivating a Tortoise.

"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."