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Figure Philosopher T-Shirts
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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
Humans...What is their purpose?
"Do me next."
Ban on Free Speech
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."
College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!
Victor Hugo
Historical memory is on life support.
"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."
Voltaire
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
Jean-Paul Sartre
"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
Honoré de Balzac
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
"So, what did you do at charter school today?"
"It's such a lovely day!"
What's normal?
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