Solipsism Adventurer Gifts

Tunnel of self-love.

Club Antisocial

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Get crazy once in a while

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"All of my friends are imaginary."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"I had half a date last weekend."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"Forgotten anything?"

Desert Planet

Napoleon marches off alone

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'