Solar System Aficionado Pillows

Another plausible explanation for global warming

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Sustainability

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Solar Power.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Solar Cars

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

The five inhospitable gas giants

Dumbo in Space

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

A solar powered cow.

'A bathroom!!'

Donald Trump/Elon Musk