Solar System Aficionado Mugs

Another plausible explanation for global warming

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Sustainability

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Solar Power.

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

Martians spot an Earth UFO

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

Solar Cars

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

The five inhospitable gas giants

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

Dumbo in Space

Corn Price Denialism

A solar powered cow.

'A bathroom!!'