Solar System Gifts

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Economic model of the solar system.

"I don't begrudge her having her own 'Earth Day'. She has a lot to contend with."

Another plausible explanation for global warming

How moons are born...

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

Pluto Downgraded to Dwarf Planet Status

'Okay, I'll see you tomorrow at noon... Uh, which time zone?'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Star Wars vs Star Trek

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Science fiction fans on other planets

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

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