Solar Schmoozer Mugs

Bar. "Unwind"? I thought you were solar-powered.

Bed Seasons

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Summer Energy

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"She's a great networker. One drink and she's on schmooze control."

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

An Excellent Excuse.

'I want you to meet a Corporate Chieftan who's fall of himself.'

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

'I wouldn't say he walks the walk, but he does crawl the crawl.'

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

Tesco Litigation Dept - 'They're suing me for going to Sainsburys.'

Pianissimo

I'll have my people get in touch with your people.

"Stan baby, Dave baby here."

"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

Conserve Energy

Professional Couples

'Can I take your lower orders?'

It's time to get up. Call me later and we'll do lunch. The Schmooze Alarm.