Solar Energy Engineer Mugs

Snail with Solar Panels

'Wouldn't you know it? We install solar power and the sun goes out.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Noisy energy?

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Water power.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

A gap between the solar panels

"I am not afraid of you!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Sustainability

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Life in the fastest lane.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"