Soil Slingers Mugs

Earthing Up

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Planting veggies

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the author

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Freedom

Whatever!

Dissectum Paniculata

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

Pianist-boxer

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

Skywriter's Block

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

The Cartoonist's armoury

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."