Soil Novice Pillows

Add a touch of gardening humor to any space with pillows that celebrate soil novices. Perfect for nurseries, gardening rooms, or outdoor patios, these pillows bring comfort and a grin.

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Gardening for Beginners

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"First time pruning?"

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Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure) mockup

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

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Today we learned to count to one. mockup

Today we learned to count to one.

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"Bob! Your manure's here!"

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Please buzz off. That's my flower! mockup

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

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Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil. mockup

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

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'That plant food really works!'

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Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'. mockup

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

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'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?' mockup

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

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"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper." mockup

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

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"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..." mockup

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

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Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading." mockup

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

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'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!' mockup

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

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"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future." mockup

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

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...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home. mockup

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

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"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?" mockup

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

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'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.' mockup

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

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'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.' mockup

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

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DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves mockup

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

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"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet." mockup

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

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'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...' mockup

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

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'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.' mockup

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

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'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!' mockup

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

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'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.' mockup

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

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I'm looking for a job?

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"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker." mockup

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

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Earthly Delights Garden Centre

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'So this is a kitchen!'

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"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left." mockup

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

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'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.' mockup

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

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"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!" mockup

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

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BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.' mockup

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

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STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer mockup

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

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The not-so-living wall

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Soil Novice Pillows Collection

Soil Novice Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for soil novices. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs bring humor and motivation to every gardening step.

Soil Novice Prints

Browse our prints that encourage new gardeners. Bright, funny, and inspiring, they’re perfect decorations for any planting enthusiast’s space.

Soil Novice T-Shirts

Check out our collection of T-shirts for soil novices. Fun and motivational, they’re perfect for casual gardening days or just showing off your green thumbs.