Software Magician Gifts

Free and Open Source Software.

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Team Leader

The Life of Pi

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

If Disney was a software company

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

The Forever Stamp

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Propping up a profits chart.

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."