Softball Prints

Influences.

'Coach, are you done with the parents yet?'

'Try throwing it underhand ... it can't be any worse.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

Lawyers annual softball game postponed. "They're still negotiating for who pays for the beer."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Ace Investments - Tonight: financial advisors' softball league - small caps vs. big caps

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"The only time I step up to the plate is when it's loaded with food."

'The game went into extra innings.'

"That was two what?"

Boss with PROFITS chart, going down: 'We need to stop hiring people on how well they play softball!'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

'I don't know how my request got pushed up so high-all I wanted was approval to leave early to coach my daughter's softball team.'

'Sorry, but...we're only filling gaps in the company softball team.'

"While you've been a valuable member of our softball team, there's a worker in Taiwan who's an all star."

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

"Ms Jones, if you can't find a fly swatter, send up our softball team's best hitter with a bat!"

The third baseman.

And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

'Seeking female companion, who can handle a fungo bat...'

"Most unusual stance: lefty batting backwards."

"But, Gridly, you signed up for softball."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Church for sports worshipers.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'