Sofa Stylists Prints

"For me? How sweet!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

'She'll never look for me here.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"