Sod Seekers Mugs

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Shoe addict.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Segregated Beach

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'No surf?'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"Holy water, holy water...."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Another Victim of Beach Brain

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

No Loitering

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

Black Forest Cake

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."